the-grudge-girl:

Answer Man

The Answer Man is an urban legend about a game that is played by kids in Japan. They say the game can invoke an evil spirit that will answer any question given to it.

You need:

• Ten people who each own a cell phone

Step 1: Gather ten people in a loose circle. Each person must have the cell phone number of the person to their left.

Step 2: On the count of three, each person presses the call button to contact the person on their left 

Step 3: Everyone puts their phone to their ear and listens

Because everyone is calling each other at the same time, all of the phones should be busy and nobody should receive an answer.

However, one person will find that their call is mysteriously answered and they will hear a voice on the other end of the line.

This is the Answer Man.

 

When you are on the phone with the Answer Man, you can ask him anything. He will answer whatever questions you choose to ask him. However, after he gives you your answer, he will have a question for you. They say that if you answer his questions incorrectly or are unable to give an answer, a large gnarled hand will appear from the phone and tear off a piece of your body.

I wish I had nine friends who would do this with me.

(via nervousdreamer)

jamesvega:

Steve x Howard (Captain Homoerotica)

OMGSOMUCHUSF

(via vibranium-rage)

eatingcroutons:

I honestly thought this was going to be a porn gif as I was scrolling down.

I want to touch it…

(Source: alphalewolf, via vibranium-rage)

vibranium-rage:

uGH SO I GAVE MY FRIEND’S MOM SOME OF THE PICTURES FROM THE STUFF I TOOK TODAY AND NOW SHE’S PUTTING THEM ON FACEBOOK AND I DON’T WANT FACEBOOK TO OWN MY PICTURES

better complain about it on Tumblr.

geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

MYEXISTENCE

(via vibranium-rage)

my heart stopped abruptly.

(Source: hitl3rdidnothingwrong)

minecraftserverfinder:

So I changed the rain texture to Nicolas Cage

(via hitl3rdidnothingwrong)

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amandaplzzzzz:

werk it

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